"My last trip to Costco" Super FUNNY

I was just surfing the internet minding my business until i stumbled on the funniest blog post i have ever read!

Haha!

Read this, it's called "My last trip to Costco"

Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Prince, my Black German Shepherd Puppy and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had an elephant? So because I’m a network marketer and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn’t have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me.  I told her “No… I stopped in the middle of the street to lick my balls and a car hit me.”

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.

Costco won’t let me shop there anymore.  Better watch what you ask people with too much time and freedom on their hands. They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.

HahHahHah…LOL…

I had a great laugh from my friend Lee. If you want to see something REALLY funny. This homeless guy, living in a van, had a cop give him a ticket for his last $45. So he started writing checks. Before you know it he wrote over $10,000,000 (that’s 10 million) in checks. The Funny Thing Is This THEY ALL CASHED!!   WHAT?!? You read me right the checks all cashed and he paid out over $10,000,000 in about 9 months. he gave me $45,000 in the same period. Want your share? Watch the Video of the Homeless guy on this page. Then you can laugh all the way to the bank with me!!

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by edfromohio